(July AD 2042)

Get the News You Want…the Way You Want It!

Newshound™ is the most sophisticated news-retrieval agent available on this or any other planet. Newshound™ quickly learns your interests and preferences, then embarks on an unceasing quest throughout the Net. Twenty-four hours a day, Newshound™ seeks out the news you want, then delivers it at your convenience.

Fully FLBLA-compliant, Newshound™ fits into any existing suite of agents with no conflict. It can even improve the operation of your other agents. Cutting-edge Daciax cognitive routines make Newshound™ faster, sleeker, and more discriminating than any other agent on the market.

When it comes time to present the news, Newshound™ does it in any style you choose. Create your own format and presenter, or use any of over a hundred pre-set configurations, including:
  • Walter Cronkite
  • IzvestiaNet
  • Max Headroom
  • Valerie Chen
  • Bugs Bunny
  • Lois Lane
  • WNN
  • Pope Theresa
  • Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Bhagavad-Gita
  • Saint Paul
  • Nostradamus
  • Ernie Pyle
  • H. L. Mencken
  • Jubal Harshaw
  • Marella Tao
  • Khfeurb Chee Bez
  • Chevy Chase
    . . . and many, many more.

If you care about what goes on in the world, you can’t afford to be without Newshound™. Base configuration starts at only R 99.95. Contact sales@daktek.umj

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